Elfing Around
J. MorganFantasy erotic romance
Available from Lyrical Press
December 2008
| Esmeralda Avangella Bottrice is not a happy elf in the heat of Georgia. To make matters worse, her cloaking device, the Elfin Utility Belt 2000, stops working at the worst possible time. She's arrested by an officer of the law with a strong resemblance to Barney Fife in intellect. He thinks she's a prostitute dressed as an elf. Luckily Sheriff Dalton likes what he sees better than Deputy Burt did.
J. Morgan has written a Christmas story that will have you laughing your socks off! Seems like he turns this into a story about what might have happened if Essie would have been sent to the middle of Mayberry. Deputy Burt is definitely reminiscent of Barney Fife. For those of us who are big fans of Andy Griffith it takes the Sheriff and Helen Crump aka Essie, way past the PG ratings of the original show to some definite twenty first century Christmas treats under the tree. The dialogue and Essie's commentary are hilarious. This is one of those stories that might become a staple for a must read adult oriented Christmas tale.
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Reviewer: Dee Dailey |
